Schlitterbahn Beta Testing New Service


(April 1, 2019)  Undisclosed location in Texas —  Schlitterbahn Waterparks and Resorts, long known as a leader in innovation in waterpark attractions announced today it is beta testing a new service – Tuber.


After a careful review of the 5,000 different delivery apps available for Android and IOS, it was clear to the leadership team at Schlitterbahn that one crucial service was missing: Tube Delivery.

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Given its abundance of experience with “inside the waterpark” tube delivery, Schlitterbahn is uniquely qualified to pilot the highly responsive program which requires a savvy understanding of tubes. Armed with little more than piles of tubes, an air compressor, a cell phone, a truck or car with a luggage rack, and an abundance of bungee cords, beta testers will be hitting the streets in an undisclosed location, ready to deliver fully inflated tubes to waiting customers.


“People need tubes all year,” said a secretive executive at Schlitterbahn who is part of the highly confidential project. “You can use them to watch a movie. You can use them for napping. You can use them to corral a small dog. The fact is they are great for more than floating at the world’s best waterpark.”


Beta testers for Schlitterbahn’s Tuber Delivery service are still being sought. Visit Schlitterblog to apply.